All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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