normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
two words...techno handjob
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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