You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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