i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
My Higher Power is John Stamos
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
