you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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