Where did you get a picture of my penis
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i just google imaged poop.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You have to summon your inner elephant
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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