Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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