Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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