I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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