I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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