I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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