It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
