no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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