worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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