Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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