I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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