You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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