remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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