He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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