I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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