no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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