Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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