dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
