I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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