I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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