The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
