yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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