The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm really busy with my period
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