Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We need to get me chipped asap
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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