he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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