Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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