she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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