Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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