Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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