Dual....:-)
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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