I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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