Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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