from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Well I just put wine in my tea
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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