Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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