I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
third nipple confirmed
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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