Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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