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I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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