walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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