My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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