Christians are straight up FREAKS
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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