id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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