I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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