You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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