You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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