He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
