are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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