I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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