That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
