Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He felt like a one man threesome
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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