i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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