ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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